Great is the mystery of take-out:
The Lord has died:
The Lord is risen:
The Lord says Thank You, and Come Again.
Praise to you, Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs:
Frying you destroyed our hunger,
Fizzing you quenched our thirst;
Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs, come in glory.
The Lord is the Bun of Life:
When we eat this Hot Dog and drink this Coke,
we proclaim your death, Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs,
until you come in glory.
He is Lord:
Lord, by your Cup and Weiner
you have set us free.
You are the Server of the Canadian border.
Words at the Giving of the Coke and Hot Dogs
The Hot Dog of our Lord,
which was cooked and bunned for you,
preserve your body and soul unto everlasting condiments.
Take and eat this in remembrance that dogs fried for you,
and feed on him in your hearts by onions with relish.
The Coke of our Lord,
which was dispensed for you,
preserve your body and soul unto your trip to Montreal.
Drink this in remembrance that road trips are long, and be thankful.
The body of the Lord.
The ketchup of the Lord.
The grill of the Lord keep you in eternal life.
The mustard of the Lord keep you in eternal life.
The weiner of the Lord, to-go for you.
The cheese of the Lord, spread for you.
The body of the Lord, the bread of Wonder.
The sauerkraut of the Lord, the cup of Cola.
Father, having given thanks over the Bun and the Cup
according to the institution
of your Corporations, who said,
'Take eat; this is a footlong'
(and/or 'Drink this; this is really great soda'),
we pray through the gracious action of your Manager
that this Hot Dog/Coke also
may be to us your body/blood,
to be received in remembrance of snack food.
"I am the Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs" - Oscar 8,9:99